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Posted by: Jack Beckman, Valvoline/MTS Dodge
It’s so cool hearing from those of you who are consistent readers of the blogs, and I really am flattered that people want to stay up with mine. If you’re a regular reader, you’re probably not used to frequent updates from me, so why the change of habit, you ask? As I am leaving for Houston tomorrow and may be there longer than planned (if the Texas weather has anything to do with it), I don’t want to go two weeks without updating you. However, the only thing worse than not keeping up on a blog is, boring everyone with mundane information. Fortunately you won’t be hearing about any stamp collecting, or seeing photos of goldfish. I mean no offense to the philatelists of the world, and my mother-in-law does have some cool koi that have even appeared in National DRAGSTER, but that’s just not my bag, baby.



Our driveway seems huge now that the motorhome is gone. By the way, I wouldn’t recommend degreasing your RV in the street; it can leave a terrible mess. I’m not saying I did that, I just don’t want any of you to piss off your neighbors. (IF I were to attempt such a task, I would highly recommend Pyroil brand engine cleaner/degreaser). As I mentioned last blog, Andy Montgomery has made room in his storage building to keep our rig. He’s giving us a great deal, and it sure beats what it would cost to keep replacing the generator exhaust pipe and neighbor’s lawn. I’m not saying that I caught the exhaust on the curb while trying to pivot the unit back and forth ... but someone did! And while on the subject of plugging things I use and believe in: “One call to Andy and all of your storage problems are gone. Freeway accessible and driver friendly, one call does it all”. Whoever said blogging doesn’t have its privileges?

Seriously, Andy is a gearhead and has some really cool toys, and I appreciate him doing this. It’s also comforting to know that the RV won’t be filthy when I pick it up to head to Vegas. It took about an hour to wash and degrease (I’m not saying that I did...) it today, and I’m glad it wasn’t any longer. El Geniuso (me) decided my German/Irish/Norwegian complexion could use some sun, and I sure hope it’s not too hot inside that firesuit in Houston. (Actually, I wouldn’t mind sweating my #%@ off for eight runs this weekend!) Anyway, may I recommend sun block if not a regular sun worshipper; it could save unnecessary pain and redness.

We took Jason to his first “school” class. It’s called “Gymboree,” and they have classes for age groups from 6 months to 3 years. There’s tons of play equipment, and it looks like the class teaches coordination, socialization skills, and bonding. I’m not saying that I’m into all of that play stuff, but MAN would it be cool to be a kid again in that room. Jason and I spent a little time practicing his balancing as a precursor to surfing lessons, and I can already see him dropping into his first tube. I don’t think we’ll ever have to worry about Jason’s socialization abilities, but he probably got a C- in discipline. I think he thought that all of these folks assembled for his entertainment. When they brought out the bubbles and filled the air, he was in heaven. All of the little ones seemed to like the soapy stuff. We’re taking him once a week for 12 weeks, and it’s a cheap price to pay to watch your little one interact. THAT was in no way an ad for Gymboree Schools, LLC, all rights reserved.

What I will endorse is the new deal that Schumacher Racing has on their website. I love this concept, I only wish it was my idea. It’s called “Ask us anything”, and it means just that. Have you ever wanted to know if Scelzi dyes his moustache, if Capps has had plastic surgery, if Cory wears Fram underwear, or how many pushups Tony can do? Hey, I’m not saying I’ve ever wondered any of these things, but if you do get the skinny, shout me a line and let me know. Just go to www.shoeracing.com/askusanything. Have some fun with it, and learn more about our teams, crew chiefs, and drivers. By the way, THAT was clearly an endorsement for www.shoeracing.com/askusanything. A small commission would be nice for my marketing efforts, guys. (I sure hope that Don is a regular blog reader.)

Well, I’m not saying I’m out of things to write, but if I were it would be time to sign off. The preceding should in no way be construed as paid advertising, nor in any way is it intended to represent the companies or individuals named hitherto. Do keep reading the blog, and you be the judge!

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